The lottery subscription finished last Saturday. Over 52 weeks, we won a tenner. Thanks anyway!
Simon H
My wedding present to Shunta and Lucy didn't work out as planned. And now it's costing them money as they are continuing to buy tickets with the same numbers!
30/01/2008
Well, I think we should all give Jeremy Beadle a big hand...
Simon S
It wasn't long after JB's death that the jokes started
31/01/2008
What's the difference between Beadle and Big Ben? Big Ben's little hand is still moving.
Simon H
31/01/2008
Jeremy Beadle's cremation is to be televised live on ITV next week, the programme will be called "You've Been Flamed".
Simon H
05/02/2008
I just saw your mother... She tried to kiss me... I've still got it...
