06/01/2007 You are an uncle! Amelia Grace Cook was born at 12.54am. 6lbs 2oz. Very complicated labour but all well with mother and baby at this stage. I will call later with more info. Need to go to sleep now as not been to sleep now as not been to bed since Tuesday night.
Ben C | |
I become an uncle! On a Saturday...
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12/01/2007 My wife is texting you whilst wearing just a thong.
Simon H | |
11/02/2007 "Sling another chair leg on the fire mother" is the name of a poem by comic poet Pam Ayres. She was born in Berkshire on 14 March 1947.
Mark R | |
11/02/2007 The nearest Chicago's Rock Cafe AQA finds to Oxford Street, London, is 13 miles away at 78 Throwley Road, Sutton, SM1 1AD. Tel: 0208 643 2606.
Mark R | |
In 2007 I changed my mobile phone and mobile phone provider after 7 long and rather arduous years with Orange. I managed to lose all my saved messages. Gutted. Apologies.
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17/10/2007 I've got to travel to Paris on Saturday 20th October to watch the rugby World Cup Final, all expenses paid. I can take two mates and was wondering if you're not doing anything, could you put my bin out?
Simon H | |
24/11/2007 6 truths of life:
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you're an idiot.
5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.
Simon H | |
And yes, I fell for it. Also, there are only five truths listed, not six.
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08/12/2007 Nice shoes. Don't Russell and Bromley do a line?
Simon H | |
Oh that infamous lap-dancing incident...
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