03/02/2006 A very fat man in front of me just got stuck in the airport security gate. Currently trying not to laugh.
Simon S | |
16/04/2006 Just pretend that everything is normal.
Simon S | |
Dressed as a large penis for Simon H's birthday, I turned to the man next to me in the gents, who was not involved in the party, and uttered the phrase above.
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16/04/2006 You already smell of pizza.
Shaun H | |
Shaun H's chat up line to the Pizza Express waitress was unsuccessful.
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21/04/2006 Hello. You are receiving this message because you signed up for weekly updates on life at Maple Cross. This week, the restaurant served raw chicken burgers, Andy Heiron kicked Ian Marritt up the arse, HR banned personal deliveries after someone had a cooker and washing machine sent to the post room and Julian Lucas left work at two thirty on Friday! This text cost you one pound fifty.
David I | |
David supplied me with Renault gossip in my absence.
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15/05/2006 The management cannot accept any liability for hats and coats left on the premises.
Simon H | |
27/06/2006 The most custard pies ever thrown was 4,400 in three minutes
Simon S | |
05/07/2006 The M25 smells of dog food. That's not normal, is it?
Simon S | |
02/08/2006 She'd been sucking my toes in the foyer
Simon S | |
26/08/2006 We saw a woman being sick in the high steet...
Shaun H | |
29/08/2006 Club sandwiches not seals
Simon S | |
04/09/2006 Boots are now offering two for one on Steve Irwin suncream - an excellent deal and fantastic against harmful rays
Shaun H | |
04/09/2006 Boots are now offering two for one on Steve Irwin suncream - an excellent deal and fantastic against harmful rays
Shaun H | |
24/10/2006 I have just seen Mike walking along Cranleigh High Street carrying his slippers...
Simon H | |
30/10/2006 I am very glamourously sitting in the laundrette opposite East Putney tube!
Paula H | |
04/11/2006 On my second duck. Accidentally shut one in the door.
Simon S | |
We got some promotional ducks from The Stuff Show.
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12/11/2006 I woke up this morning in socks, shirt (complete with cufflinks) and Sian's jeans ... I now have a headache ...
Shaun H | |
10/12/2006 I spent last night drinking with comedy legends Cannon and Ball. Marvellous.
Shaun H | |
22/12/2006 Splendid effort. I, meanwhile, have rehoused the fish, unpacked 5 boxes, laughed at people at Heathrow and dropped milk over the kitchen floor. My work is done.
Simon S | |
Simon was moving into his new house
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31/12/2006 Do u want a new Saddam Hussein shirt? But tight around the neck but hangs well!
Simon S | |
Happy new year to you too
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