TEXTS 2008
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »14/01/2008 Pedestal Simon H Thank you. 16/01/2008 The lottery subscription finished last Saturday. Over 52 weeks, we won a tenner. Thanks anyway! Simon H My wedding present to Shunta and Lucy didn't work out as planned. And now it's costing them money as they are continuing to ...
TEXTS 2007
Friday, May 25th, 2007 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »06/01/2007 You are an uncle! Amelia Grace Cook was born at 12.54am. 6lbs 2oz. Very complicated labour but all well with mother and baby at this stage. I will call later with more info. Need to go to sleep now as ...
TEXTS 2006
Thursday, May 25th, 2006 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »03/02/2006A very fat man in front of me just got stuck in the airport security gate. Currently trying not to laugh.Simon S 16/04/2006Just pretend that everything is normal.Simon S ...
TEXTS 2005
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »20/03/2005I cannot believe that I have just bid for a used odd sock on e-Bay. I must be a true friend.Paul D 12/03/2005On inspection of my inside jacket pocket, ...
TEXTS 2004
Tuesday, May 25th, 2004 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »25/12/2004Hope you're on the slopes. Have a really cool yule. Hope you don't have to work too hard tonight. Happy christmas. Lots of love the rowleys xxx.Unknown The most amusing text ...
TEXTS 2003
Sunday, May 25th, 2003 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »29/12/2003Don't let the bed bugs bite.Simon H - I won't, they're too busy devouring all the lice. 24/12/2003Currently munching on a nice-looking tartSimon S - Whatever would your girlfriend say....? ...
TEXTS 2002
Saturday, May 25th, 2002 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »28/12/2002Mother says I am 'drunk as a fart'. Is it possible for farts to be drunk? I am confused.Sender: Sophie C Now there's a surprise 25/12/2002Mother is currently in a flap, ...
TEXTS 2001
Friday, May 25th, 2001 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »28/12/2002Mother says I am 'drunk as a fart'. Is it possible for farts to be drunk? I am confused.Sender: Sophie C Now there's a surprise 25/12/2002Mother is currently in a flap, ...
