PICK ME UP
Sunday, May 13th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »"You're single aren't you Jack?" Ben asked me one day when we were at work. "Yes, why?" I responded, inquisitive as to the reason for the question. At that point, I was put in touch with a friend of Ben's ...
DO THE MATHS
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »Mark went into Putney to buy a protractor for a project he is working on. The stationery shop, however, was closing down and was consequently discounting most items. Individual protractors were not available but instead there was a four-piece geometry ...
THIS WEBSITE IS FULL OF CRAP
Sunday, April 1st, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events, Links | No Comments »Many, many years ago, probably fifteen years ago, I was innocently minding my own business in my neat, tidy, clean, teenage boy's bedroom when my brother came bouncing in, zipping up his fly. "You HAVE to come and look at this" ...
LIDL DID I KNOW
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | 3 Comments »It's been a while since Mark and I caught up, with the exception of our drunken antics from the other week. It seems that there is a surplus (*amendment - thanks Shunta*) of pilots at the moment, so he ...
SHAMCORDER
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »I have been enquiring about a camcorder from a well known manufacturer under their staff sales scheme and once again corporate divisionism and lack of internal communication get the better of customer service. I phoned "Product Information" on the number that ...
FISH FRIDAY
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »"It's probably going to be chilly down in the canteen isn't it" I said to my colleague Ben last Friday lunchtime, so I grabbed my jumper as we got up from our seats. "No, it's Friday. It's fish and chips".
CHANGE YOUR WAYS
Sunday, February 25th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »I was getting low on shaving gel and I knew it wouldn't be long before my supplies ran out. And I hate it when my supplies run out. So I took myself off down to Boots to purchase ...
LOST IN TRANSLATION
Monday, February 19th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »I lived in France for a year as part of my degree. It was Brest, in Brittany (the North West tip of France for the less geographically-minded [the top left hand corner for the mentally inept]) and it was ...
GRAMMAR CONSULTANT
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | 2 Comments »It's a long standing joke that I am rather anal about spelling and grammar. And rightly so, in my eyes, the English language is there for a reason, we should learn it and we should respect it. This ...
DO YOU WANT A FLAKE IN THAT?
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »There are a lot of South Africans in Putney and the rest of the south London. Most of them are here legally and the majority of those have jobs, some of them are no doubt claiming our tax dollars ...
