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February 7, 2005

BACK FROM THE FUNNY FARM

An extract from an email received today:

"At last I am back…one more week of daytime television and I would have had myself committed.

I now know everything there is to know about buying and selling Edwardian bed pans – renovating and converting an ex-sewerage works/asbestos factory/ordnance store in any one of a number of east European countries - transforming the interior of a perfectly normal house into a 19th Century Parisian bordello - creating a gourmet meal using a potato, one lime, a peanut and a length of MDF and how to landscape a 6’ x 5’ suburban garden with such a lush vista it would make Capability Brown blush!

However, enough of that; here are some sales stats for you to ponder"

I'm not the only odd person in the world! Woo hoo!

Posted by jonola14 at February 7, 2005 6:02 PM