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« DEFINITELY | Main | GRAND NATIONAL HAT-TRICK » March 30, 2004NON NUPTIAL AGREEMENTI would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to the comic genius of my brother, for he has created what can only be described as an hilarious document. My sister is a beauty, as much as it pains me to say it, and she constantly attracts male interest, ranging from those that slobber at the mouth, to those that strategically position a cushion over a certain area of their trousers. And it just so happens that a small number of Ben's friends are single, with two in particular expressing interest (rumour has it that bets have been made), with all parties to be present at Ben's wedding in June. Consider the effects of alcohol and danger presents itself. Conscious of how his friends treat women, and desperate not to be subjected to boasting or bragging, Ben has taken considerable steps to prevent any implicating contact between Sophie and his friends. This includes unruly behaviour and advantage-taking, whether it be now, at the wedding, or at any point in the future. The result is no ordinary document, it has been vetted by two independent contract lawyers who have both approved it, therefore making it a formal, legally-binding document. Posted by jonola14 at March 30, 2004 6:28 PM Subscribe!Comments That is genius! Posted by: Wibbler at March 31, 2004 7:22 AM in this photo she looks about 10! Posted by: Jon at March 31, 2004 9:45 AM ah, that would be the wrong sister then. Try this one: Posted by: Jac at April 1, 2004 6:34 PM Genius Posted by: shunta at April 1, 2004 7:46 PM This is now doing the rounds in NZ with different names when sisters and mothers (!) come out to visit... Posted by: Mark at April 7, 2004 5:37 AM Post a comment |