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October 8, 2003

COW

So there I was, happily driving down the road, just about sticking to the 40mph speed limit and merrily singing away to Easyworld's 'Junkies and Whores' when a police car came the other way. I slowed down a bit, a few more cars went by and I approached a corner.

As I rounded the corner, a knackered old Fiesta went in the opposite direction, followed by a silver BMW Z3, followed by a brand new Range Rover, followed by a cow.

By this time, the police car that had gone by moments ago had returned and stopped not far behind me, and a back-up police car had blocked the other way. I was trapped.

Out leapt at least five police officers, all flailing their arms wildly and trying to direct the cow back through the fencing it had broken and into the field with Dobbin the horse.

After ten minutes of flapping arms, standing in its way and motioning (as if the animal would understand pointing!) the cow was eventually persuaded to step back into the field and continue munching on the grass.

And everyone lived happily ever after. Except the fence.

Posted by jonola14 at October 8, 2003 4:50 PM