The other day, Mark R and I walked into a shop specifically designated to the sale of teddy bears. I believe I had insisted we walk in to find a monkey, because I had promised one to a work colleague (female before your minds race). I walked over to a bunch of toys that looked rather monkey-like and Mark wandered off.
The next thing I heard was:
"Can I help you sir?"
(Mark) "yes, my friend is looking for a monkey for his boss, he wants to ..... you know" and started nodding suggestively and winking.