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« HALKIDIKI BECKONS | Main | MANCHESTER » August 21, 2003SHUNTA STRIPSSimon Hunter is clearly insane. Yesterday was the birthday of Jenny - one of the girls who works behind the bar in the Cranley Hotel. Jenny was very excited about her birthday, but had nothing special planned as her cash flow was running low. Simon organised a whip-round and all the regulars put in a few quid so they could get something special for Jenny. Simon then drank yet another beer and disappeared. A little later on, Simon reappeared and demanded that the Hot Chocolate cd be played. He then proceeded to clear some space and began to dance. 'You Sexy Thing' came on, and so the show began. 'DA NA NAAA NA NAAA NA NA NA NAAA NA NAAA NA NA NA'. Off came the shirt. 'I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES'. Then the belt. 'WHERE YOU'RE FROM, YOU SEXY THING' - the trousers. He was left prancing around in just his boxers, centre of attention and egged on by the entire audience. 'NOW YOU'RE LYING NEXT TO ME, MAKING LOVE TO MEEEEEE' and whoosh, he reached down and ripped his boxers off, his manhood on full display. He had gone so far as to cut his boxers in half, then sellotape them back together so he could rip them off in true Full Monty style. Consequently, he pocketed the whip-round! Today he has a hangover. Posted by jonola14 at August 21, 2003 11:25 AM Subscribe!Comments Truly mad, although a stunning display of his shameless desire to strip for anyone. Posted by: Wibbler at August 21, 2003 2:57 PM That was not how it happened at all. Jenny asked me to do it. She arranged the whip round. She ripped off my cellotaped boxer shorts and I drank several large Jack Daniels not just "another beer". It was not hot chocolate being played and it was a hangover from hell created by satan himself with his new extra large super charged hangover machine that he had just bought on ebay from bigdick69 in Walthamstow. Posted by: shunta at August 27, 2003 9:57 PM I know, but a little poetic licence needs to be accounted for... Posted by: Jac at August 30, 2003 5:23 PM Post a comment |