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June 18, 2003
TIME IN CANADA
So there I was, sat at my desk, frowning because I was concentrating so hard on the spreadsheet I had just created. The lady at the desk next to me let out a big sigh. I looked over. Mistake.
"Here's a picture of my cat" she said, and handed over a photo of a grey tabby. I didn't really know what to say "he's lovely, although a bit fat" I replied. "Yes, I know" she said, taking the photo back and staring at it once more, "I must feed him too much. I've made him fat, he was thin before. A bit like my boyfriend, I've made him fat too. Still, makes me look thin I suppose". I didn't know where to look, so I glanced back at my screen and hoped that was the end of the conversation.
Out of the corner of my eye, I then saw her put one elbow on the table and rest her jaw on her open hand. Her eyes flicked up to the ceiling, she tutted and said "I wonder what the time is in Canada".
It was so odd that I was in stitches for ages.
Posted by jonola14 at June 18, 2003 8:08 PM
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Posted by: Wibbler at June 18, 2003 9:36 PM
Posted by: Jac at June 18, 2003 10:53 PM
Posted by: Jac at June 19, 2003 10:12 PM
Posted by: Jac at June 19, 2003 10:12 PM
I was merely guessing the time in Canada...
Posted by: Wibbler at June 19, 2003 11:11 PM
well if you were guessing, you should have punctuated properly and ended with a question mark. £15,000 a year education and you don't know that? Tsk.
Posted by: Jac at June 21, 2003 9:24 AM
Cheer up, you miserable old goat.
Posted by: Wibbler at June 21, 2003 9:54 AM
hello it's me who's wibbler?
I'M CONFUSED?????
Posted by: Steff at June 21, 2003 5:55 PM
Wibbler is one of my best friends - click on the Friends planet and scroll down to Simon Stacpoole for more info.....
Posted by: Jac at June 22, 2003 2:42 PM
Posted by: shunta at June 30, 2003 8:51 PM
i am his lovely cousin
who is shunta?
Posted by: Steff at July 2, 2003 1:56 PM
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