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« RENAULT CHRISTMAS PARTY | Main | ANDORRA » January 28, 2003NEW MEGANE COMPETITIONRenault are currently running a competition whereby employees are allowed to borrow a New Megane for a test drive. Employees are then asked to take a photograph of the car, with as many people as possible surrounding it, in a photogenic or unusual setting. The best photograph wins the prize of two tickets to the British Grand Prix. Mark R and I have booked the vehicle and were wondering if anybody had any bright ideas about where we could photograph it. Suggestions so far have included: 1) Parking the vehicle on a velvet bed in a brothel surrounded by dozens of naked ladies of the night - this would underline the car being "one f#ck of a ride." This would be an unusual setting and most photogenic picture. Would you not look at it in a magazine or on a billboard??? 2) How about some bird draped across the bonnet, with it parked on a farm? Your comments and ideas would be most appreciated and fully rewarded if successful. Please donate ideas through the comments function. Posted by jonola14 at January 28, 2003 10:56 PM Subscribe!Comments Drive the car down a busy shopping street, surrounded by shoppers with the caption "Why Shop around?" Posted by: Shifty at January 29, 2003 9:51 AM Park it on a rugby pitch in front of the posts, try and get as many players into the boot, with the caption "Boots all competition into touch" Posted by: Shifty at January 29, 2003 11:31 AM The Rugby players would also represent the "well muscled shoulders" of the Megane... Posted by: Mel at January 29, 2003 12:29 PM Park it in the Cranleigh Hotel car park, get everyone to stand round it with can's of Coke, and the phrase, "Drive, why drink?!" Posted by: Shifty at January 29, 2003 2:03 PM Carrying on Shifty's theme, you could have A man in a Renault Megane, with a damp shirt, as though he has spilt something down himself, with the slogan, "Don't Drink and Drive, You'll Only Spill It." Posted by: Wibbler at January 30, 2003 11:51 AM A picture from behind the vehicle, with the slogan, "Nice Arse" Posted by: Wibbler at January 30, 2003 11:52 AM Or park it next to the rear of a bus with the slogan "Like the back of a bus......." Posted by: shunta at January 30, 2003 6:52 PM Ooooh, ooooh, or you could have a group of car mechanics standing round the car, wrench in hand, with the slogan: "Good Meganics" Posted by: Wibbler at January 31, 2003 2:07 PM Or have a picture of said car with the slogan 'Fucking ugly - sorry' Posted by: shunta at January 31, 2003 6:00 PM Or a simple picture of said car with the slogan: "Sorry, We Ran Out Of Ideas" Posted by: Wibbler at January 31, 2003 8:44 PM yes, ummmm... Car of the year 2003. First vehicle in its class to score the maximum 5 stars NCAP safety rating. Made by Manufacturer of the Year 2002. Posted by: Jac at February 1, 2003 8:09 AM Actually, they didn't run out of ideas. One of the reasons the car has a rear like that is because, unlike every other car on the market, the back is made up of several panels rather than just one. Therefore, in the case of an accident or minor collision, it is far cheaper to replace the odd panel or two than replace the whole rear end. Posted by: Jac at February 1, 2003 8:12 AM Still ugly though Posted by: shunta at February 4, 2003 8:11 PM Post a comment |