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« CHRISTMAS PARTY | Main | VIRUS » January 19, 2003CRANLEIGH REUNIONSimon S, Simon H, Shaun H and I all met up last night for what turned out to be an evening of drinks and giggles. "Pete has gone back to university to do his masters" Simon S blurted. "As it were" came the reply, as the Jack Daniels quietly vanished. "Can I get some cash back please Matt?" I enquired. "Well how much do you need?" he responded, with the distinct undertone that I was putting him out. "Ummmm, £10, maybe £20?" I said, trying to be as nice as pie. "How about £40?" Matt blurted. "Yeah, that'll do" I compromised as he charged and handed me £60. Later in the evening, Simon H decided that he didn't actually like the Sambuca that he had just been forced to drink and that he was going to throw up. So we followed him out the door in single file and proceeded to watch him vomit, egging him on with phrases such as "just say BLEEURRGGHH!" But the most amusing incident involved the trip home. Since Simon S was driving that night, he offered to give me a lift. However, there was a particularly inebriated young black girl staggering around the car park and being the kind bloke that he is, Simon offered her a lift home. As soon as she got in the car, she started insulting us and making racist comments. SO, as the kebab van approached, we stopped, opened the door and literally threw her out of the car like some sort of reversed kidnap. And who said that Cranleigh was dull? Posted by jonola14 at January 19, 2003 9:34 AM Subscribe!Comments I said that Cranleigh was dull. But I take it all black. Sorry, back. Posted by: Wibbler at January 19, 2003 1:37 PM I didnt get home till 4am and feel like crap today. Plendids Posted by: shunta at January 19, 2003 3:40 PM I forgot to mention the beer towel throwing incident and chatting up that bird with the moustache Posted by: Jac at January 19, 2003 8:20 PM Also the fact that the bird with the moustache (and snail-trail, i might add) managed to be involved somewhat with a bottle of Hair curler, would you care to elaborate on this?..... Posted by: Shifty at January 20, 2003 9:41 AM AS NICE AS PIE Posted by: Wibbler at January 20, 2003 1:11 PM What is as nice as pie? She certainly wasn't, well at least to us, Jac thought she was pretty fine! Posted by: Shifty at January 20, 2003 4:01 PM depends on the pie. If its apple, it's nice, if it's rhubarb then it's not, if it's hairy then it tends to fluctuate. Posted by: Jac at January 21, 2003 10:18 PM Post a comment |