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December 15, 2002

I ATE A PIGEON

The highlights of last evening were:
1 - drinking copious amounts of alcohol with Mark R, Lindsay P and a group of her Scottish friends
2 - singing numerous songs on the tube into London - from The Proclaimers to She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
3 - listening to the ravings of a drug-influenced man complaining about the singing
4 - upon arrival, realizing nobody knew where the bar we wanted to go to actually was, nor the address
5 - mimicking the Scots and asking them to say phrases such as 'Sergeant, there's be a murder', 'I'm dead sexy' and 'I ate a baby'.
6 - asking the Scottish Ozzy Osbourne look-a-like to say 'I ate a pigeon' instead
7 - watching the Scots fall asleep in the bar (for once it wasn't me!!)
8 - acquiring an umbrella, with which Mark R decided to terrorize young girls by prodding and jabbing at them
9 - smuggling a beer out of the club and then dropping it on the nightbus whilst asleep
10 - upon return home, falling asleep ten minutes into The Great Escape and waking up at 06:30 on the sofa

All in all, one would say it was a rather enjoyable evening

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