« REUNION | Main | I ATE A PIGEON »

December 14, 2002

HELEN'S BIRTHDAY

Sat around the table in the organic restaurant last night were Helen P, her housemates, Mark R and I. One of the housemates is, how shall I put this - she wouldn't hurt her nose if she fell over forwards/she has ample chest insulation/she's got big tits. Anyway, during a conversation with Mark R, she innocently remarked "say what you see". "A pair of breasts" came the rather Freudian response. At this point I fell off my chair.

The evening progressed and plummetted once more towards debauchery. I attempted to attach a hair clip to a female nipple, but apparently it was the wrong bra for that sort of thing. Worryingly.

The bar we ended up in was average, so Mark R and I made our excuses and wandered around London for a while before heading for home. I fell asleep on the way back, much to the amusement of two girls who apparently watched me for a good half hour. Upon arrival, I woke up, realized they were laughing at me, remarked "I can fall asleep on the tube if I want to" and staggered out the carriage.

Posted by jonola14 at December 14, 2002 9:29 AM

Posted by: shunta at December 14, 2002 3:20 PM