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December 10, 2002

EASTER EGG

"Why does a French man only have one Easter egg?" Jon enquired as he sipped his cappucino. Nobody stirred, not one eyebrow raised, but shoulders visibly tensed and heads ducked, awaiting the impact of a chronic punch-line. "Because one egg is un oeuf". It was only me that laughed.

On a brighter note, one of the finance ladies was passed a telephone message that had been taken for her. "Oh, thanks" she said, as the messenger turned to depart. "Wait, hang on" she added, "what does I O stand for?". The messenger froze, confused. She turned and looked at the note once more, "ummmm, that's ten" came the immortal reply.

Posted by jonola14 at December 10, 2002 9:57 PM

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Posted by: shunta at December 11, 2002 2:05 PM

NE1410S?!?

Posted by: Shifty at December 11, 2002 4:11 PM

Shifty, you are extremely odd. And yes I do get it - 'anyone for tennis'.....

Posted by: Jac at December 11, 2002 9:29 PM

Simply brilliant. It's probably an old joke, but I've sent it to everyone anyway.

Posted by: Wibbler at December 12, 2002 12:01 AM

Just thought it was apt, that's all!

Posted by: Shifty at December 12, 2002 11:58 AM

No, I meant Jac's joke...

Posted by: Wibbler at December 13, 2002 5:46 PM

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