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September 23, 2002

SHOWER PROBLEMS

Ever since I moved into my house in Ealing, I have been experiencing problems with the shower in the downstairs bathroom. Until Saturday, a mere 20 days into my tenancy, I could not for the life of me work out why the damned thing would not work. I would pull the cord and the power light would ignite, so something was obviously working properly, although when I tried twisting the heat dial for the water temperature, it simply would not budge. I didn't want to force it so I left it after numerous fruitless attempts.

I have a 2:1 degree in Business Administration with French, I have 28 UCAS points consisting of A-levels in French, Maths and Geography, and an AS Level in Spanish. I have 11 GCSE's including two taken a year early and one at A-Level standard and I averaged 71% for my common entrance. HOWEVER, when the electrician came out to investigate, my true intelligence came to light.....

He turned the dial the other way.

Posted by jonola14 at September 23, 2002 10:04 PM

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*tears rolling down cheeks*

Posted by: Wibbler at September 24, 2002 11:38 AM

And on top of that, SHUNTA'S ENGAGED. I've only announced it here, in the hope that the news will leak out without any responsibility on my part.

Posted by: Wibbler at September 24, 2002 11:39 AM

i need your help!! i'm adding a monthly interview section to my site in which i interview a male and female. i'm trying to decipher the male mind as well as let guys in on the female mind. i need some questions to ask, and i know you will come up with some great ones!! please email them to me if you can asap!! thanks!!

Posted by: nikki at September 24, 2002 5:31 PM

That was money well spent on your education then. Wanker.

Posted by: shunta at September 26, 2002 10:01 PM

at least I have an education

Posted by: jonola at September 27, 2002 8:59 PM

Well you'll never win the contest if you don't know how to turn the heat on!

Posted by: Spankee at October 5, 2002 12:56 AM

I'll win, oh yes, I'll win

Posted by: jonola at October 5, 2002 4:08 PM

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