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September 9, 2002
A BAD DAY
Today was the first day of my placement in the Renault Croydon dealership. True to form, I encountered a rather entertaining customer who was possibly having the worst day of her life.....
She came into the dealership to pick her car up after flying in from Rome. Not only had her flight been delayed, but her luggage had, amusingly, remained in Italy. She was in a bit of a state and had spent 'her last £10' on the taxi fare. £10 from Heathrow to Croydon? I smell bullshit.....
Anyway, she stood by my desk and I offered her a cup of coffee. She declined, so I asked her to take a seat. She proceeded to tell me that a truck had just driven through a large puddle in the road and totally drenched her. Still trying to keep a straight face, I sympathised whilst one of the others went off to get some plastic service seat covers for her to wear. AND THEN, to make matters worse, after she had been shown to her car, she returns to inform me that she has had £15 of car park change stolen from her glove box.
Posted by jonola14 at September 9, 2002 9:34 PM
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Cripes.
So, Jac, the girl you pulled on Saturday - I hear she's emigrated? Is it related to under-performance in the bedroom department?
Posted by: Wibbler at September 10, 2002 12:00 PM
Posted by: jonola at September 10, 2002 10:20 PM
Blundering bedsteads, really? Marvellous. Did you know she was buggering off? Oh, and when you eventualkly get a computer/office, put Melinda on it. It's very boring at the moment...
Posted by: Wibbler at September 12, 2002 8:36 AM
Dodgy Renault employees.....
Posted by: shunta at September 14, 2002 9:49 AM
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