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July 17, 2002

A CLOSE SHAVE

I wandered into the bathroom, turned on the tap, splashed water on my face and grabbed the shaving gel from the cupboard. It was early morning and I wasn't really with it. I lathered the gel and spread it over my face and neck. I stood there for a moment, making sure all the shavable parts were covered and began to shave using short, gentle strokes so as not to harm myself.

It was only then that I realised I was actually trying to shave with my comb.....

Posted by jonola14 at July 17, 2002 1:22 PM