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June 1, 2002

TEMPLEMERE

John D commented a few weeks ago, that Templemere (the estate on which Alex MacH lives) reminded him of a gypsy commune because of its uniquely naff housing and in-bred inhabitants. It was merely an observation, but last night's experience proved him right.....

Last night, on the Templemere estate, I witnessed three girls kissing each other to see which one was the 'best pull', and discovered several semi-naked people sipping cocktails in an outdoor jacuzzi.

Before long they'll develop their own language and try to sell caravans to unsuspecting passers-by.

I'm never going there again.

Posted by jonola14 at June 1, 2002 11:49 AM

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Christ alive, three girls kissing, and you're NEVER GOING THERE AGAIN? *engine starts* Are you mad? What's the address? *engine revs*

Posted by: Wibbler at June 1, 2002 12:56 PM

You've been there mate!!!!

Posted by: Alex at June 2, 2002 12:14 AM

I am posting a comment!!
I couldn't agree more, templemere is the bizarrest place ever and anyone thinking of visiting should be warned! I popped in to templemere this evening and found all the 'residents' under a large tent chanting a wierd song which I didn't understand! (some of them again were semi-naked!) I ran before I was brainwashed!!

Posted by: nicola at June 2, 2002 12:21 AM

lies all lies!!!! it was a marquee not a tent

Posted by: Alex at June 2, 2002 4:11 PM

Aarrdle burdle meister. Shumton pewnest markernille, carple thurton schleight. Caravan?

Posted by: Jonola at June 2, 2002 6:14 PM

Carbunkle meister, mermintrood.

Posted by: Wibbler at June 2, 2002 6:17 PM

Sabuntoin durple, olt sabuntoin spiffleint, colp sedio rata?

Posted by: Jonola at June 2, 2002 6:23 PM

indeed.

Posted by: John D at June 5, 2002 9:12 PM