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June 24, 2002
IRISH JOKE
A heavily pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. She wakes up after six months, sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins - a boy and a girl! Your brother from Dublin came in and named them." The woman looks horrified and replies "oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?"
"Denise" replies the doctor.
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
Quote of the Day
Anonymous: "I pulled two nights running. It's very hard to simultaneously jog and kiss."
Posted by jonola14 at June 24, 2002 7:58 PM
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By "Anonymous", you do of course mean yourself... and good lord, you've started laughing AT YOUR OWN JOKES...
Posted by: Wibbler at June 25, 2002 8:27 AM
who said I was laughing? (and you are, of course, being highly hypocritical too)
Posted by: Jonola at June 25, 2002 1:56 PM
Very true.
*says wibbler, unable to glean any humour out an answer*
Posted by: Wibbler at June 25, 2002 7:27 PM
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