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May 28, 2002

AWARD

My uncle came round to my house yesterday and presented me with the Alfold Football Club Players Player of the Year 2002 award. I'd like to thank all the players at the club, my team manager, the coaches, the ground staff, the bar staff, Shaun H, my mum, Shaun's mum, Willo the Wisp, my cat Smokey, my dead cat Garfield, Henry VIII, Ed the Duck, the Starship Enterprise, Clint Eastwood, the Suez Canal, Robbie Williams, Basil Brush, and the members of the Mala tribe of south western Mozambique.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Situation: at home, *doorbell rings*
Woman: "Oh, hello, I suppose your mum's having her dinner...."
Jonola: "Ummmm, no, she's in Germany."

Posted by jonola14 at May 28, 2002 10:31 AM

Posted by: Wibbler at May 28, 2002 7:02 PM