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« A big thank you to | Main | Well I've started a new » January 1, 2002First of all, happy newFirst of all, happy new year to everyone. I have a bigger hangover than George Best when he woke up after a 'quick pint', this is due to the copious amounts of alcohol drunk in the Cranley Hotel last night celebrating the new year. During the course of the evening, I took my trousers off as part of a game and Simon H very kindly stole them without me noticing. When I couldn't find them, the man in charge offered a smart John Smith's shirt as a prize for the person who did find them, so that bastard Simon H went outside to where he had hidden my trousers, picked them up and won himself a shirt! Then he stole my shoes. Simon H took part in a game of Twister and with every move, managed to position his face in the crotch of a particularly attractive brunette. And on the way home we decided to do a spot of ice skating in the frozen fountain. Needless to say that the ice wasn't thick enough and we both fell in, resulting in our trousers freezing in a set position, and we played our harmonicas all the way home. Posted by jonola14 at January 1, 2002 11:36 AM Subscribe!Comments We had fun. I feel like shite too. Twister is great. Posted by: shunta at January 1, 2002 12:08 PM and I just found two badges pinned to my shirt. One reads: "Simon is a prick" and the other one reads: "So am I". Splendid. Posted by: Jonola at January 1, 2002 1:00 PM Shunta, how ON EARTH do you 'bite Tequila'?! Posted by: Wibbler at January 1, 2002 1:08 PM OK I bit the lemon. Leave me alone, I dont feel well. Posted by: shunta at January 1, 2002 1:12 PM Post a comment |