The battle of the sexes cropped up at work today, by email.
I received this from a colleague:
"Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."
to which my rather creative reply was:
"and women are like a chewing gum, once you've tasted them, chewed them round and spat them out, you don't ever want to see them again....."
Needless to say, there was no retort, just an abusive reply.
Posted by jonola14 at July 26, 2003 10:24 AMI think the orange juice/flaps analogy would have been rather apt...
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