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TEXTS 2008

May 3rd, 2008 Posted in Text Archive
14/01/2008
Pedestal
Simon H
  

 

Thank you.

 
16/01/2008
The lottery subscription finished last Saturday. Over 52 weeks, we won a tenner. Thanks anyway!
Simon H
  

 

My wedding present to Shunta and Lucy didn’t work out as planned. And now it’s costing them money as they are continuing to buy tickets with the same numbers!

 
30/01/2008
Well, I think we should all give Jeremy Beadle a big hand…
Simon S
  

 

It wasn’t long after JB’s death that the jokes started

 
31/01/2008
What’s the difference between Beadle and Big Ben? Big Ben’s little hand is still moving.
Simon H
  

 

 
31/01/2008
Jeremy Beadle’s cremation is to be televised live on ITV next week, the programme will be called “You’ve Been Flamed”.
Simon H
  

 

 
05/02/2008
I just saw your mother… She tried to kiss me… I’ve still got it…
Simon H
  

 

 

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