LUSH COSMETICS
January 26th, 2008 Posted in Amusing EventsSo my mother gave me some new shower gel a while ago, not your conventional bottle of Lynx Arctic Rush or whatever ridiculous name they give it, no, this was a tub of orange shower jelly made by Lush Cosmetics and reputed to help you sleep at night.
It’s a brilliant theory. Shower gel for people who want a bit of assistance getting to sleep at night. But that’s not the brilliant bit. The brilliance is the fact that this stuff is a specialist product and comes at a price, but when you come to use it, it’s a jelly and slips through your fingers at every opportunity and you find yourself frantically trying to pick the stuff up before the shower water sends it spinning down the plug hole. You might as well open the tub and pour it down the plug hole directly. Still, there’s always the chance that you’ll knock your head on the bath attempting to pick up the escaped jelly and hey presto, easy sleep.
