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Archive for May, 2007

SHUNTA BIRTHDAY

Monday, May 21st, 2007 Posted in Personal Events | 2 Comments »

Happy Birthday to Shunta, who catches me up age-wise once more. Welcome to the 28 club. Also, congratulations on becoming PC Hunter. No, he's not out searching for computers, Shunta will be joining the Surrey Police Force in October ...

NO MORE LION DOWN

Sunday, May 20th, 2007 Posted in World News | 2 Comments »

Lions are the most social and best studied of the large cats and mankind has regarded these great predators with awe for thousands of years. However, despite their strength and today's conservation efforts, lions are in decline throughout their ranges, ...

QUEEN ETHELBURGA

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »

You know when you sign up for something, you have to tick the box to say that you don't want that company to allow "certain, selected partners" to contact you with promotions that "you may find interesting"? Well today ...

STOP PRESS RELEASE

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »

I often have to send out press releases that have been written by someone else, but with my name and contact details at the bottom. I had printed 30 copies of this particular press release and was just about ...

POWER CUT

Monday, May 14th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | 2 Comments »

I got in from work. It had been another long and hard day, I was tired and a bit stressed. I stuck a pizza in the oven and settled in front of the TV while it cooked, looking ...

PICK ME UP

Sunday, May 13th, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events | No Comments »

"You're single aren't you Jack?" Ben asked me one day when we were at work. "Yes, why?" I responded, inquisitive as to the reason for the question. At that point, I was put in touch with a friend of Ben's ...

THE WORST FILM EVER

Thursday, May 10th, 2007 Posted in Film | No Comments »

Annoyingly, back in 1986 when I was an innocent seven year old, I thought Big Trouble In Little China was a brilliant film. I am now saddened to hear that it has been voted the worst film of all ...

CLOCKY

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 Posted in Toys | No Comments »

Night owls and insomniacs will be delighted and terrified by Clocky, the glee-faced alarm clock who punishes your inability to get out of bed by imitating a hyper-active puppy. Dare to push Clocky's snooze button and its next act is ...

DEAR AMERICA

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 Posted in Links | No Comments »

An excellent email recently received: To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, ...

NIRVANA - NEVERMIND

Monday, May 7th, 2007 Posted in Music | No Comments »

I'm sure Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl and the rest of Nirvana had to start somewhere, but these Hackley School kids should really stop right now. Or even not bothered in the first place. This is so cringeworthy it is compelling ...