From the sublime to the ridiculous

GOING DOWN?

January 23rd, 2007 Posted in Amusing Events

It was about half two in the afternoon and once again I’d forgotten to have lunch at a sensible time. ‘I’ll dash down to get a sandwich quickly’ I thought, but since I was on the fifth floor, all those stairs did not appeal, particularly as I had to walk past the lift to get to them, so I pressed the ‘call lift’ button and waited patiently for it to arrive.

And arrive it did. But when the doors opened, I really wasn’t expecting to see what I saw. There, in the lift, on his own, was Simon Cowell. Yes, the X-Factor guy.

Resisting the temptation to say ‘ground floor please, operator’, we exchanged pleasantries and I subconsciously backed into the corner of the lift as it descended to his floor. I felt good though, he’s at least a couple of inches shorter than me and I’m not that tall.

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