From the sublime to the ridiculous

TEXTS 2005

May 25th, 2005 Posted in Text Archive
20/03/2005
I cannot believe that I have just bid for a used odd sock on e-Bay. I must be a true friend.
Paul D


12/03/2005
On inspection of my inside jacket pocket, i found the rules to 52’s. Oddly I don’t remember putting them there.
Shaun H


05/03/2005
Lucy. Couldn’t drive a stick up a dog’s arse.
Simon H


21/02/2005
Neighbours is so good. Did you see it?
Ellie F

Another text clearly not intended for me.


20/02/2005
Last night - Hotel, 52’s, Jack Daniels. Today - headache, nausea, no recollection of getting home. Splendid.
Simon H


16/02/2005
Edinburgh is cold and very Scottish
Simon S


11/02/2005
I blow goats
Lucy R


05/02/2005
I am in hell
Ben C

The repercussions of going to Cardiff for Wales v England in the Six Nations rugby and seeing Wales win…


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