From the sublime to the ridiculous

Archive for May, 2005

NEW NEEEIGH-BOURS

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

They say that moving house is one of the most stressful things you do in your lifetime - viewings, making offers, selling, gazumping, chains, removals companies, exchanging contracts, unpacking, insurance claims and the like. Fortunately I have not had ...

JONOLA COOK

Thursday, May 19th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

"Hello, this is a message for Jonola Cook" ('that's odd' I thought, 'that's not my name') "I'm ringing from the UK Deed Poll Association and would like to know if you would like to proceed with your application" ('application?' 'UK Deed Poll Association?') "If ...

BAD BAD NEWS

Saturday, May 14th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

Stopped at the traffic lights close to home yesterday morning, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see a sight that was to set the tone for the rest of the day. There, sitting in the driver's seat ...

CAR BOOT BANTER

Sunday, May 8th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

With the house move now a mere fortnight away, I took the golden opportunity to offload some unwanted items at a car boot sale held at the school at the end of our driveway this afternoon. Having turned up well after ...

NOT QUITE AS NEW LABOUR

Saturday, May 7th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

So smiley Tony B-Liar has got himself re-elected for the second time, thus subjecting the country to another four years of mistruths and wrong decisions, all hidden behind those ever-displayed pearly whites. Mind you, it's hardly surprising when the ...