From the sublime to the ridiculous

IS IT SPAM FOR DINNER, MOTHER?

December 29th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized

Merry Christmas to everybody and here’s to a prosperous new year! I am now the owner of a Mosque-shaped alarm clock, five more pairs of black socks, another bottle of aftershave and a Star Wars light sabre (with which the obligatory fight with my brother who also received one was enacted upon the front lawn). Splendid. And E-bay have ALREADY started tempting people into selling unwanted Christmas presents via their online auctions through mass mail-outs - however I intend to read the two books I have received on E-bay buying and selling before I contemplate such a thing, although there is no way on Earth I am selling my alarm clock or light sabre.

On the other hand, those imbeciles across the world that enjoy sending spam email and polluting websites with spam comments have used the extra time to become extra active and my welcome back inbox was as over-filled as a spoilt child’s stocking, only mine had 735 spam comments from five days activity. Losers.

Still, if I ever meet them face-to-face they’d better watch out. I have a light sabre.

  1. 4 Responses to “IS IT SPAM FOR DINNER, MOTHER?”

  2. By Wibbler on Dec 30, 2004

    *pheeeeeen*

    *pheeeeeen*

    (my impression of a light sabre)

  3. By Salina on Dec 31, 2004

    um…testing…

  4. By Jonola on Jan 1, 2005

    oooh, it works! Welcome back Salina. Phew.

  5. By Salina on Jan 1, 2005

    Thanks…Glad I wasn’t told to go stick my head up my arse…

    Happy New Year to all, x

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