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Archive for December, 2004

IS IT SPAM FOR DINNER, MOTHER?

Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

Merry Christmas to everybody and here's to a prosperous new year! I am now the owner of a Mosque-shaped alarm clock, five more pairs of black socks, another bottle of aftershave and a Star Wars light sabre (with which ...

PEE MOBILE

Friday, December 24th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

When I returned from lunch on Tuesday afternoon, there was an envelope on my desk. Assuming it was more work for me to do, I groaned and put it to the side for later in the day. When ...

ROUND THE BENZ

Monday, December 13th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

BMW drivers have a bad reputation, and quite rightly so given their lack of consideration for other people on the road. Audi drivers are getting that way too and Mercedes drivers are not far off. I was in a small ...

X-FACTOR FINALS

Saturday, December 11th, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

The X-Factor final is getting underway as I am typing this and whilst I haven't really paid that much attention to the programme over the past four million weeks its been on, I must just say that I hate G4 ...

STEVE BUTCHER’S BIRTHDAY

Friday, December 3rd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

If you translated my boss's name into English, you'd get Steve Butcher which is far less exotic than his true French equivalent. Anyway, he is completely inept at his job, has no respect from anyone and is, frankly, useless. Last ...

G-G-GREAT HEAVENS

Thursday, December 2nd, 2004 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

About two months ago, Debs and I rented Gothika, starring Halle Berry - a psychological thriller about a woman who is at first the doctor and then the doctored. True to form, Debs was asleep within the first ten ...