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Dear Readers

Please accept my apologies for not posting anything on this here website for around three weeks, I realise that this is an unacceptable length of time to keep you in the dark about the goings on in my life but I can assure you that there are valid reasons for such a lack of activity.

I suppose the most amusing event over the past few weeks was the ‘Bad Taste’ party that Al ‘Quaeda’ MacHorton, Tony ‘War’ Lock and I ‘Hi’ Jack Cook hosted down on our farm. The invitation clearly stated that attendees should be dressed in, or at least prepared for, a suitably bad taste get-up (as Simon S so entertainingly put it). Ben and Carole rocked up wearing t-shirts depicting me clutching a foam sword and brandishing a copy of Men Only, Alex borrowed a loud shirt, so did the bird, Simon S gathered together his dad’s best (worst) clothing and turned up as some sort of multi-coloured hippie and I outdid them all by burning some holes in a