TEXTS 2004
May 25th, 2004 Posted in Text Archive|
25/12/2004
Hope you’re on the slopes. Have a really cool yule. Hope you don’t have to work too hard tonight. Happy christmas. Lots of love the rowleys xxx.
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25/08/2004
Downstairs lights fuse has gone and just found a frog in the lounge. I love this house.
Alex M
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24/10/2004
Well I’m on the toilet so there. I also have a new car. A ford mondeo turbo diesel estate. All I need now is a barbour jacket and a labrador.
Simon H
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28/08/2004
I an so drunk ant i sell want you to know i love yu so much x x x x don.tu ease think. Whil i den’t love v x x
Debs
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25/08/2004
I am now officially Lord Stacpoole of Loch Borrelan. I would like you to address me as such.
Simon S
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07/08/2004
I an estenk
Ben C
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22/07/2004
Grimsby smells almost entirely of fish
Simon S
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20/07/2004
QUICHE
Simon S
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20/07/2004
I have a hole in my sock.
Simon S
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24/06/2004
I think this calls for a packet of Wotsits.
Simon S
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17/06/2004
Splendid. I’ve just spent my return flight from Munich sitting behind Boris Becker. NEW BALLS PLEASE.
Simon S
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02/05/2004
Currently watching Anthea Turner eat an ice cream.
Simon H
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24/02/2004
Happy Pancake Day.
Simon H
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14/04/2004
I’m in the pub at the mo, Vincent Van Gogh is here! I said “Vincent, do you want a pint?”. He said “no, i’ve got one ‘ere”.
Simon S
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10/04/2004
Nick has gone camping this weekend. However, for some inexplicable reason, he has packed his slippers.
Simon S
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13/02/2004
Currently muching on an Indian, as it were.
Simon S
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09/02/2004
Two sharks swimming round the sea. One of them says “look, I’m bored of the fish here, fancy going up to Morecombe Bay for a Chinese?”
Simon S
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04/02/2004
Cardiff is the subject of Drunk and Dangerous on BBC1.
Simon S
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