HOW TO WIND UP THE BIRD
April 14th, 2004 Posted in UncategorizedHow to wind up the girlfriend in two easy steps, as per my own experience of last night:-
Number One - Make a Crap Joke
Scene: Debs frantically tidying room after painters had redecorated. Jonola drinking a beer and trying to be helpful. Debs beginning to tire and packing toileties onto a shelf.
Debs: “GOD, I’ve got so much SHIT!”
Jonola: “Well you shouldn’t eat so much”.
Number Two - Torture
As she is standing by the bed with her back turned, gently shove her onto the bed. Grab the four-legged short stool from her dressing table and put it down on the bed so that she is trapped underneath it, unable to move arms or legs. Lean on the seat of the stool with your chest so that you have a good aerial position above her and tickle her until she cries.
One Response to “HOW TO WIND UP THE BIRD”
By Wibbler on Apr 15, 2004
You sadist.
Shall try that later.