NON NUPTIAL AGREEMENT
March 30th, 2004 Posted in UncategorizedI would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to the comic genius of my brother, for he has created what can only be described as an hilarious document.
My sister is a beauty, as much as it pains me to say it, and she constantly attracts male interest, ranging from those that slobber at the mouth, to those that strategically position a cushion over a certain area of their trousers. And it just so happens that a small number of Ben’s friends are single, with two in particular expressing interest (rumour has it that bets have been made), with all parties to be present at Ben’s wedding in June. Consider the effects of alcohol and danger presents itself.
Conscious of how his friends treat women, and desperate not to be subjected to boasting or bragging, Ben has taken considerable steps to prevent any implicating contact between Sophie and his friends. This includes unruly behaviour and advantage-taking, whether it be now, at the wedding, or at any point in the future.
The result is no ordinary document, it has been vetted by two independent contract lawyers who have both approved it, therefore making it a formal, legally-binding document.
5 Responses to “NON NUPTIAL AGREEMENT”
By Wibbler on Mar 31, 2004
That is genius!
“In the case of the death of the Princess the terms of this document will continue to apply for a period of 31 days following the death of the Princess or to the funeral, whichever earlier.”
Marvellous.
By Jon on Mar 31, 2004
in this photo she looks about 10!
http://www.jonola14.co.uk/gradolivia.html
By Jac on Apr 1, 2004
ah, that would be the wrong sister then. Try this one:
http://www.jonola14.co.uk/sophiecook.html
By shunta on Apr 1, 2004
Genius
By Mark on Apr 7, 2004
This is now doing the rounds in NZ with different names when sisters and mothers (!) come out to visit…