From the sublime to the ridiculous

SWEARING PUNCH BAG

December 18th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized

And so our Secret Santa presents had to be handed in today. Luckily, the one I had ordered arrived in the post this morning but I didn’t have time to wrap it until I got to work.

After a quick pit-stop to get batteries, I arrived at my desk and immediately began wrapping the gift before my pending appraisal scheduled for a few minutes later. As I was leant over my desk inserting the batteries, boss next to me, the gift came to life. This also happened to coincide with the appearance behind me of a very important person with the company.

“F### OFF!” the swearing punch pag announced, far louder than I had expected in the eerie silence of the pre-working day.

  1. 2 Responses to “SWEARING PUNCH BAG”

  2. By Bill Posters on Dec 18, 2003

    who was the important person?

  3. By Wibbler on Dec 18, 2003

    Splendiferous. Yes, who?

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