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FUNNY MORNING

November 29th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized

On the way into Watford town centre, I phoned home to see what they wanted for Christmas. I spoke to my step-father who was the only one in. After a few pleasantries, the following dialogue occurred:

Jonola: “So what does mother want for Christmas?”
MKP: “I really don’t know I’m afraid”

Jonola: “Well, what does she do when she’s not at work?”
MKP: “she works so hard, perhaps ironing or falling asleep in front of the tv?”

Jonola: “hmmm, that doesn’t really help - bloody awkward woman” (said in jest)
MKP: “yes, it’s the sex that’s the problem, if you see what I mean”

- silence -

Jonola: “ummm……”

- silence -

MKP: “gender”
Jonola: “oh, I see”

  1. One Response to “FUNNY MORNING”

  2. By Wibbler on Nov 30, 2003

    that’s VERY amusing, especially when you know the stepfather in question

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