LAMP POST
November 16th, 2003 Posted in UncategorizedI parked my car and went into the shop to buy a Lucozade Sport to quench a post-football match thirst. After purchasing said item, I was walking back towards the West Watford Conservative Club which involved passing my car.
In between gulps, I noticed a small dent in the passenger door - clearly a clumsy, overweight shopper had opened a car door onto mine. I continued walking, looking back over my shoulder at the dent to see how obvious it was.
The next thing I knew, I had walked into a lamp-post and was lying on the pavement.
