From the sublime to the ridiculous

TODAY’S QUOTES

August 29th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized

A French work colleague had been on the phone to his girlfriend for about half an hour, whispering sweet nothings and giggling like a love-struck schoolboy. Across goes my male English colleague and rather loudly says “come on darling, it’s your turn on top”. Within two minutes the phone call had finished.

“You know that Madonna sex book she released” the same English work colleague said just after lunch, “umm, no, but carry on” I replied, turning to face him as I was intrigued by the comment, “it’s bloody heavy in the one hand”…..

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