COMMENT
Sunday, August 31st, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »Comment (P) Pronunciation Key (kmnt) n. - A written note intended as an explanation, illustration, or criticism of a passage in a book or other writing; an annotation. - A series of annotations or explanations. - A statement of fact or opinion, especially ...
OW MY TOE
Saturday, August 30th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »So there we were, ALex M and I, standing by a table in O'Neill's Music Room last night, quietly drinking our beers and wondering why the two t*ssers on the dance floor had black rugby tape wrapped around their heads. Out ...
TODAY’S QUOTES
Friday, August 29th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »A French work colleague had been on the phone to his girlfriend for about half an hour, whispering sweet nothings and giggling like a love-struck schoolboy. Across goes my male English colleague and rather loudly says "come on darling, ...
RAIN SHOES
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »As we dashed out of the pub towards the dry haven of my car, trying to avoid getting drenched by the unforeseen rain shower, a French colleague remarked "oo eetz a sheet, I ave left zome shoos on ze balcony ...
BLONDE JOKE
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »A young blonde goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor, "show me." She then pushes her elbow with her finger and screams in agony. She pushes her knee ...
GONG JOKE
Thursday, August 28th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. ...
PARKING SPACES
Wednesday, August 27th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »"Women are like car parking spaces, all the good ones have gone and the ones that are left are disabled".
GORILLA
Wednesday, August 27th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »After a conversation with a work colleague at lunch about how both he and I have absolutely no idea how to attract women, he tutted and cleared up the slices of lettuce and morsels of chicken sandwich that littered the ...
OPEN MIC
Monday, August 25th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »"Oh look, a dog" Simon S said as we were stood outside the pub last night. For some unknown reason, I then looked skyward and the moment has gone down as 'the funniest of the year'. The evening then descended ...
MANCHESTER
Monday, August 25th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »"Let's go to Manchester this weekend" Alex said to me a few days ago - so we did, and I was fully expecting to be mugged several times, have my car stolen and burnt out, and then get stabbed by ...
