From the sublime to the ridiculous

KELLY

June 12th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized

I wrote an email poem about a colleague today…..

She is lovely, Kelly Trew
face so pretty, eyes so blue.
Long blonde hair and gorgeous smile,
will she soon walk up the aisle?

Does every rose have a thorn?
Not this rose, that’s for sure.
Caring, friendly, warm and true,
always finds some time for you.

Her boyfriend is a lucky man
she’s rather like the New Megane
not that she’s a touch of class,
more she’s got a bulbous ass!

  1. 4 Responses to “KELLY”

  2. By Wibbler on Jun 12, 2003

    That’s no way to talk about her pet donkey.

  3. By Jac on Jun 14, 2003

    thinking about her donkey, thinking about her ass, don’t gimme now, etc

  4. By shunta on Jun 14, 2003

    Bloody marvelous

  5. By Wibbler on Sep 12, 2003

    12th September 2003: RUMBLED

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