KELLY
June 12th, 2003 Posted in UncategorizedI wrote an email poem about a colleague today…..
She is lovely, Kelly Trew
face so pretty, eyes so blue.
Long blonde hair and gorgeous smile,
will she soon walk up the aisle?
Does every rose have a thorn?
Not this rose, that’s for sure.
Caring, friendly, warm and true,
always finds some time for you.
Her boyfriend is a lucky man
she’s rather like the New Megane
not that she’s a touch of class,
more she’s got a bulbous ass!






4 Responses to “KELLY”
By Wibbler on Jun 12, 2003
That’s no way to talk about her pet donkey.
By Jac on Jun 14, 2003
thinking about her donkey, thinking about her ass, don’t gimme now, etc
By shunta on Jun 14, 2003
Bloody marvelous
By Wibbler on Sep 12, 2003
12th September 2003: RUMBLED