FUEL CRISIS
April 8th, 2003 Posted in UncategorizedAt the petrol station this morning, Mark R stood happily filling up his car.
As if by magic, a petrol station man appeared. “The hose leaks” he
said, as he pointed at Mark’s increasingly diesel-soaked shoes and trousers.
“Thank you for telling me before I attempted to use it, and thank you for not
putting a notice up” Mark muttered.
Mark then went to pay for the fuel on the forecourt floor and on his trousers, but soon realised that due to wearing a different suit to the previous day, he didn’t have his wallet.
One Response to “FUEL CRISIS”
By indeed on Apr 10, 2003
that’s textbook!