FOLKESTONE
Friday, March 28th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »"Is Folkestone in Scotland?" a female work colleague asked yesterday, as the entire department erupted in hysterics. She was then bewildered to learn that the Channel Tunnel went UNDERNEATH the sea. "That's why it's called the Channel TUNNEL and not ...
TORNADO CHASING
Thursday, March 27th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »For years now, I have dreamed of heading off to the US mid west states, climbing into a van with a load of computer equipment and cameras, and spending a couple of weeks charging around the area chasing tornados. I have ...
DOG BOWL
Sunday, March 23rd, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »I would like to take this opportunity to describe one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed. SCENE: Nick M's house-warming party, towards the end of the night. INCIDENT: Because of the sheer numbers of people at the party, ...
NEW JOTTINGS
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »And now you should click on the 'Jottings' planet and have a gander at: Andorra 2003 - the holiday diary How to Snowboard - ten steps to professionalism and also have a gander at the updated text archive by clicking on the 'Text' ...
BIRTHDAY WEEKEND
Monday, March 17th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »Cardiff was the venue - celebrating my birthday (24 now - old). Accompanied by Matt G, Sara M, Tim P, Nick L, Ian F, Mark R, Windy and the lovely Helen, we started proceedings by drinking Wife Beater (Stella) around 4pm. ...
CHARITY QUIZ
Wednesday, March 12th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Whilst exploring the wonders of broadband internet last night, my brother phoned me up. "Jon, I'm in a quiz and I need your help". "Right", I replied, "fire away". Several phone calls later, numerous searches on the ...
RUGBY
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »Over the weekend I joined Simon S, Nick M, Mel N, Elli C and various others in a jolly trip to Twickers to watch Six Nations favourites England play Italy. Upon arrival at Clapham Junction, a full hour late, I immediately ...
SHAMPOO
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »An I.T. colleague of Simon S came up to him today and announced "I noticed a split infinitive on my shampoo bottle today". Now if that doesn't give a stereotypical impression then I don't know what would.
BACK ONLINE
Tuesday, March 11th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Hooray! I'm back and I'm better equipped than ever before, as it were, ooo err missus, etc. Today, after a fruit-less 51 minute conversation with NTL, I finally managed to get my broadband connection up and running, and rather splendid ...
