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THONGS

February 16th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized

“You know when a girl has her thong showing above the top of her trousers it’s supposed to be very sexy for men” Shunta said thoughtfully as he sipped on another pint of Beck’s, “ummm, yeeesss” I said in fearful hesitation, “well, do you think THAT is the same for women” he replied and with that, stood up and pointed accusingly at a rather obscure-looking man wearing a tight red jumper and thick-rimmed spectacles who was sat on a stool at the other end of the pub, leaning heavily on the bar and revealing an item of underwear that would have been better suited on a sumo wrestler.

You can always rely on Shunta to amuse you.

  1. 14 Responses to “THONGS”

  2. By Shifty on Feb 17, 2003

    Apparently Shunta has been doing the Cranley Hotel Website for the past few months, and it has got the potential to be quite good, although i really think Shunta needs to PULL HIS BLOODY FINGER OUT and update it once in a while….

  3. By shunta on Feb 17, 2003

    Sod off shifty. I have a life.

  4. By Anonymous on Feb 17, 2003

    Yes. It involves The Cranley Pub and his bed.
    *duck*

  5. By shunta on Feb 17, 2003

    I also have a name.

  6. By Shifty on Feb 18, 2003

    I know you have a life dear man, but unfortunately *duck* is right! So instead of coming down the pub, stay at home and update the site!

  7. By Wibbler on Feb 24, 2003

    Oi, Jac. New post please.

  8. By Shifty on Feb 24, 2003

    Yes please, that would be most kind, and keep us lazy gits who sit at our desks all day, occupied!

  9. By Anonymous on Feb 25, 2003

    Jac, it seems you are ignoring your adoring fans!

  10. By shunta on Feb 25, 2003

    In Prick’s defence he has been moving. Probably can’t remember how to set up his pc again though.

  11. By Shifty on Feb 26, 2003

    So what excuse have you got in your defence, as you haven’t updated the Hotel site then Shunta!

  12. By shunta on Feb 26, 2003

    Actually I have. Fuckwit.

  13. By nic on Feb 27, 2003

    gay

  14. By Shifty on Feb 27, 2003

    And what exactly have you done to it? Bugger all by the looks of things!

  15. By Jac on Mar 2, 2003

    Although I appreciate the use of this comments section by all you readers (yes, both of you), please refrain from having offensive arguments and respect the spirit of the site.

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