OUTDOOR PURSUITS
Sunday, January 12th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Odd. That's can be the only plausible word that best describes the incidents Mark R and I experienced at the Outdoor Pursuits Exhibition in Kensington today. Kensington is a posh area, everybody knows that, and it was further backed up ...
PARTY UPDATE
Sunday, January 12th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Highlights from another debauched party at Ellie C's house include: - helping Ellie C put on her thong in front of absolutely everybody - allowing my favourite cd to be played, but on the condition "as long as it's safe and away ...
ELLIE’S BIRTHDAY
Sunday, January 12th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »From the cashier in Birthdays' point of view, it was just another ordinary Saturday morning in Watford, busy processing customer purchases and glancing at the watch every few seconds to see if it was time to go home yet. "Just that ...
RICIN
Saturday, January 11th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »STORY: Four men have been charged under the Terrorism Act after ricin poison was allegedly discovered in a flat in north London.
PUN
Monday, January 6th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »Gets your puns ready..... STORY: American journalist appointed to verify claims that a US company has produced the first ever human clone suspends efforts and claims possible hoax.
PUN CONTEST
Sunday, January 5th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »Further to New Year's acquainting with the Sky News headline writer by Simon S and I, I have devised what should be a rather amusing comments-based exercise to come up with our very own headlines. All you have to ...
SOFA
Sunday, January 5th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Darren B was telling Mark and I about a certain young lady he had 'romanced' over the festive period..... Darren B: "She was petite, blonde, gorgeous and 36DD" (all lies) Mark R: "I like the sound of her so far" Jonola: "You ...
40 SCARS
Sunday, January 5th, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »Laura W was recounting a story the other day. Whilst perusing the shelves of her local video store, Laura discovered a blockbuster film showered with praise from various newspapers, magazines and critics about the momentous plot, the splendid scenery and the ...
NEW YEAR’S EVE 2002
Wednesday, January 1st, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »Happy New Year! A house party in Balham beckoned, with the ever present Simon S, his girlfriend Michelle, some college friends and a whole host of people I had never met before. Probably best that way..... Highlights of the evening included: ...
