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NEW YEAR’S EVE 2002

January 1st, 2003 Posted in Uncategorized

Happy New Year!

A house party in Balham beckoned, with the ever present Simon S, his girlfriend Michelle, some college friends and a whole host of people I had never met before. Probably best that way…..

Highlights of the evening included: watching Helen open a jar of Doritos salsa dip and managing to spray it all around the room - covering the floor, the walls, the sofas, herself and everyone else present in the room; playing mindless drinking games until the early hours; blowing up a balloon, only for the bastard to explode in my face; meeting the man responsible for Sky TV’s headline puns and promptly helping him out with his work, including - Saddam Shame, Water Disaster and Chink in the Armour; making random 0898 phone calls from the host’s house phone; and laughing uncontrollably at Simon S.

About standard really.

  1. 4 Responses to “NEW YEAR’S EVE 2002”

  2. By Shifty on Jan 2, 2003

    I envy you, i had to endure Simon H and Lucy’s extravagant display of their latest sexual positions…uurrgh! (But they did win a t-shirt) Happy New Year mate.

  3. By Shifty on Jan 2, 2003

    I envy you, i had to endure Simon H and Lucy’s extravagant display of their latest sexual positions…uurrgh! (But they did win a t-shirt) Happy New Year mate.

  4. By Wibbler on Jan 3, 2003

    I envy you, i had to endure Simon H and Lucy’s extravagant display of their latest sexual positions…uurrgh! (But they did win a t-shirt) Happy New Year mate.

  5. By Wibbler on Jan 3, 2003

    I PLENDIDS you, i had to endure Simon H and Lucy’s PLENDIDS display of their latest sexual positions…uurrgh! (But they did win a PLENDIDS) Happy New PLENDIDS mate.

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