From the sublime to the ridiculous

EASTER EGG

December 10th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized

“Why does a French man only have one Easter egg?” Jon enquired as he sipped his cappucino. Nobody stirred, not one eyebrow raised, but shoulders visibly tensed and heads ducked, awaiting the impact of a chronic punch-line. “Because one egg is un oeuf”. It was only me that laughed.

On a brighter note, one of the finance ladies was passed a telephone message that had been taken for her. “Oh, thanks” she said, as the messenger turned to depart. “Wait, hang on” she added, “what does I O stand for?”. The messenger froze, confused. She turned and looked at the note once more, “ummmm, that’s ten” came the immortal reply.

  1. 6 Responses to “EASTER EGG”

  2. By shunta on Dec 11, 2002

    get out more.

  3. By Shifty on Dec 11, 2002

    NE1410S?!?

  4. By Jac on Dec 11, 2002

    Shifty, you are extremely odd. And yes I do get it - ‘anyone for tennis’…..

  5. By Wibbler on Dec 12, 2002

    Simply brilliant. It’s probably an old joke, but I’ve sent it to everyone anyway.

  6. By Shifty on Dec 12, 2002

    Just thought it was apt, that’s all!

  7. By Wibbler on Dec 13, 2002

    No, I meant Jac’s joke…

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