From the sublime to the ridiculous

SHOWER PROBLEMS

September 23rd, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized

Ever since I moved into my house in Ealing, I have been experiencing problems with the shower in the downstairs bathroom. Until Saturday, a mere 20 days into my tenancy, I could not for the life of me work out why the damned thing would not work. I would pull the cord and the power light would ignite, so something was obviously working properly, although when I tried twisting the heat dial for the water temperature, it simply would not budge. I didn’t want to force it so I left it after numerous fruitless attempts.

I have a 2:1 degree in Business Administration with French, I have 28 UCAS points consisting of A-levels in French, Maths and Geography, and an AS Level in Spanish. I have 11 GCSE’s including two taken a year early and one at A-Level standard and I averaged 71% for my common entrance. HOWEVER, when the electrician came out to investigate, my true intelligence came to light…..

He turned the dial the other way.

  1. 7 Responses to “SHOWER PROBLEMS”

  2. By Wibbler on Sep 24, 2002

    *tears rolling down cheeks*

  3. By Wibbler on Sep 24, 2002

    And on top of that, SHUNTA’S ENGAGED. I’ve only announced it here, in the hope that the news will leak out without any responsibility on my part.

  4. By nikki on Sep 24, 2002

    i need your help!! i’m adding a monthly interview section to my site in which i interview a male and female. i’m trying to decipher the male mind as well as let guys in on the female mind. i need some questions to ask, and i know you will come up with some great ones!! please email them to me if you can asap!! thanks!!

  5. By shunta on Sep 26, 2002

    That was money well spent on your education then. Wanker.

  6. By jonola on Sep 27, 2002

    at least I have an education

  7. By Spankee on Oct 5, 2002

    Well you’ll never win the contest if you don’t know how to turn the heat on!

  8. By jonola on Oct 5, 2002

    I’ll win, oh yes, I’ll win

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