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Archive for August, 2002

RETURN CORFU

Friday, August 30th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Sorry about the lack of updates but I have spent the last week in Corfu attempting to get a half-decent tan (diary to be uploaded and published online for your viewing pleasure). I now have three days in which to sell ...

KAVOS 2002

Friday, August 30th, 2002 Posted in Classics, Holidays, Rants | No Comments »

DAY 1 - Friday 23rd August Ours was the first flight of the day, 05:20 from Gatwick. So, after turning up at the airport 6 hours before our scheduled departure time, we decided to waste away the hours with frequent visits ...

THE LAND OF MING

Sunday, August 25th, 2002 Posted in Classics | No Comments »

The date was about 200 B.C. In the depths of an island just off the coasts of Western Europe lay Birdland, a large country ruled by Emperor Ming and his beautiful wife Melinda. Happily married for two prosperous years, the ...

PARKING TICKET

Wednesday, August 21st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments »

Today I got a

UPDATE

Tuesday, August 20th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Sorry about the lack of updates folks, but I have been busier than an especially busy thing during the busiest busy season ever. So here goes: Friday night: Barbecue at Annie K's house, an event that never fails to host incidents ...

I.B.S.

Friday, August 16th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

The topic of weight cropped up at work today. "I had irritable bowel syndrome once" Kate boasted, as if it was something to be proud of, "I lost two stone in two weeks", to which my uncle's reply was ...

STENNETTS LAST DAY

Friday, August 16th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Today was my last day at my current job and when I wandered through the office door, nursing a mild hangover and not really keen on spending eight hours sat in front of a computer whilst the blistering heat baked ...

CAR WASH

Sunday, August 11th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Yesterday I used my dad's cat to wipe off a bird's mess on my car. Cruel? Not in the least, he deserved it for scratching my stepmother's leg to pieces. Funny? Oooooh yes.....

HOUSE HUNTING

Saturday, August 10th, 2002 Posted in Amusing Events, Classics | No Comments »

DATE: 9th and 10th August 2002. SITUATION: Three weeks before starting a new job. Meet up with two others to find accommodation in Ealing. Armed with an A to Z of London and a long list of estate agents, I struggled through ...

CIRCUMCISION

Thursday, August 8th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

This is why I'm SO GLAD I'm not circumcized....